You'll have to excuse my mother. She suffered a slight stroke a few years ago which rendered her totally annoying.
This is the part where my good friends turn off the TV and run after me. So
either turn off the TV or I'm going to haul it through the window.
(At a ballpark) This must be my lucky day! I usually get stuck by a really fat sweaty man who insists on taking his shirt off. (a fat man sits down and takes his shirt off) What kept you?
Oh back off Blanche! Not all of us are classified by the navy as a friendly port!
Get out, Rose.
What is it this time, Stanley? Whoopie cushions for the hearing impaired?
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