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Yutz Test!
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Are you a
Yutz Test

1. Do you wear a toupee?

2. If so, does it look like a monkey's behind?

3. Have you cheated on your spouse?

4. Do you sell fake vomit for a living?

5. Do you take pride in using other people?

6. Have you ever purchased a piece of jewelry for a loved one at a boardwalk arcade?

7. Do you expect other people to clean up after you?

8. Have you ever slept with a former lover's sibling?

9. Would you ever purchase a product named The Zbornee?


If you answered "yes" to 2 or more of these questions, I'm sorry to inform you that you are a YUTZ!