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Sophia's Comebacks |
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Sophia: Picture it- Sicily, 1922. We lived under a bridge. Dorothy: Ma, you did not live under a bridge. Sophia's response... (A) I'm 84 years old. If I say we lived under a bridge, then we lived under a bridge. (B) We were lucky. Not everybody had a bridge. (C) Dorothy, honey, do me a favor. Keep your mouth shut!
When Blanche announces that she is going to take a bath with just enough water to cover her "perky" bossoms, Sophia says: (A) Don't drown, you old hag! (B) You're only going to sit in an inch of water? (C) Ha! Those are about as perky as Dorothy in the morning!
After visiting the girls for a while, Rose's Cousin Sven is ready to leave but doesn't have all his clothes packed. When he asks, "What about my clothes?" Sophia replies: (A) They're ugly. Next question. (B) In Sicily, we had a word for clothes like yours: ugly. (C) You can keep them. They're not my style. |
