Take a look
at some of
the witty conversations
that have taken
place among the
girls!
Blanche: How do I look?
Sophia: Like the hostess at Denny’s.
Rose: What a wonderful day! I found my father, Dorothy found her mother-
Blanche: ...and I found you can’t give a sponge bath without the patient’s consent.
Dorothy: I single-handedly ruined a man’s life today.
Rose: Which hand?
Rose: You know what I think?
Blanche: That reindeer really know how to fly?
Rose: Seven years I’ve been nominated for the Volunteer Vanguard Award and seven years I’ve lost to Agnes Bradshaw, but not this year. This year I’m gonna win!
Dorothy: Why, because you worked harder than Agnes?
Rose: Nope, she’s dead. Dead as a doornail. Dead, dead, dead.
Sophia: We’re having spaghetti.
Rose: Oh, Italian?
Sophia: No, Rose. Chinese wearing a marinara suit.
Dorothy: I’m gonna go make Stan feel like a whole man again.
Rose: Need anything?
Dorothy: Yes, half a man.
Dorothy: Why do you find ways to amuse yourself at my expense?
Sophia: Because we don’t have cable and I can’t crochet.
Sophia: There’s nothing like bringing two idiots together.
Dorothy: That must be the St. Olaf phone company’s logo.
Sophia, upon learning that Blanche’s brother Clayton plans to marry his gay lover: So Butch, Sundance, who gets to throw the bouquet?
